Showing posts with label I'm married. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm married. Show all posts

Saturday, April 19, 2008

I'd like some crackers to go with the cheese

I was just walking the dog and had the following coversation:

Guy: Your dog is beautiful.
Me: Thank you.
Guy: Just like his owner.
Me: Thank you.
Guy: Are you from Tennessee?
Me: No.
Guy: Well, you're the only ten I see.
Me: I'm married, okay?

Really, really, really never ever thought anyone ever used that line in real life. How often does he get anywhere with it?